Anonymous asked:
How do dick pics make u feel?

Thanks. It has pockets!
every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)

(Source: captainmarvel)


at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon



Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. 

Rule Britannia


The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

Good luck tomorrow.
Thank you, I’ll need it!

I’m going on a uni visit tomorrow and they are putting on a buffet sort of thing for us but there’s nothing I hate more than a buffet. I hate people seeing me go up, I don’t want to take too much yet I don’t want to take more than one trip because I don’t want people judging. Should I be the weird kid who takes a packed lunch or do I just eat breakfast and say I’m not hungry when it comes to lunch?