Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

(Source: girl-non-grata)

10:30 am, reblogged  by samarasisking 167538
thrace-:

I am 9000% done with you and your face, Prince McLeod. (X)

thrace-:

I am 9000% done with you and your face, Prince McLeod. (X)

09:50 am, reblogged  by samarasisking 202

aurantii:

xxthedarkestnightxx:

valaartogeiadoun:

daisydino:

shinys-mind-palace:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG

My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’, THEY PRAYIN’

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’, THEY PRAYIN’

holy roller

(Source: elle-luminati)

  09:48 am, reblogged  by samarasisking 123962

skipthestigma:

ktbakerstreet:

#the fuck u say about my box

I LOVE HER SHE IS SO UNIMPRESSED BY THE DOCTOR AND HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND HOW

(Source: rosamundcrawley)

09:32 am, reblogged  by samarasisking 87981

pawl-miko:

hidansays:

cons-science:

writer vs. muse: the animation

I tried to scroll over this

I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

09:31 am, reblogged  by samarasisking 177339

keyaroscuro:

kerilu:

mtnduh:

Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.

In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal: world peace.

Behind Coke’s Attempt to Unite Indians and Pakistanis with Vending Machines

this video is tears — like cryingidon’tcareitmustnotbecapitalismihopeit’sreal tears it’s so stunning

wah cool!

I haven’t had something on the internet make me feel this happy and hopeful in a long time.

09:29 am, reblogged  by samarasisking 14019

(Source: penishole)

  03:00 am, reblogged  by samarasisking 45411

livejustlikeagypsy09:

Have I ever said how much I love you?

  01:35 am, reblogged  by samarasisking 149

henriksaves:

pvram1ds:

absolutextrema:

never change kanye

never change

let’s bring this back

Still funny.

(Source: jimmyconways)

01:33 am, reblogged  by samarasisking 287119

nerdsbianisms:

hkg15:

spacedoutforever:

flurrycolton:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

Hahahahaha the one in the leather tho

GOLD STAR LESBIANS! YES! I’ve been waiting for a video to react on lesbian porn, as most lesbian porn is geared to appeal to straight men

God, they understand me so well.

Why I read fanfics.

I lost it at Home Depot ad.

12:25 am, reblogged  by samarasisking 84182

todayinhistory:

May 23rd 1934: Bonnie and Clyde killed

On this day in 1934 the infamous American bank robbing duo Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow were ambushed by police and killed in Louisiana. Bonnie and Clyde and their gang were outlaws who robbed banks and killed several police officers and civilians from 1931 to 1934. The couple became legendary for their exploits and their love story, especially after Arthur Penn’s 1967 film ‘Bonnie and Clyde’.

“Some day they’ll go down together;
They’ll bury them side by side;
To few it’ll be grief-
To the law a relief-
But it’s death for Bonnie and Clyde.”
- from
Bonnie’s poem about the duo

11:59 pm, reblogged  by samarasisking 2282

pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

(Source: pocula)

  11:23 pm, reblogged  by samarasisking 76079

to the people who are following me

  • thank you
  • im sorry

(Source: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants)

11:19 pm, reblogged  by samarasisking 153280