Anonymous asked:
How do dick pics make u feel?

Thanks. It has pockets!
every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)

(Source: captainmarvel)

lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon


the-gift-of-guilt:

nuclearoverreactor:

Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. 

Rule Britannia

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

Good luck tomorrow.
Thank you, I’ll need it!

I’m going on a uni visit tomorrow and they are putting on a buffet sort of thing for us but there’s nothing I hate more than a buffet. I hate people seeing me go up, I don’t want to take too much yet I don’t want to take more than one trip because I don’t want people judging. Should I be the weird kid who takes a packed lunch or do I just eat breakfast and say I’m not hungry when it comes to lunch?